Fringed “Snuff Puppets”

Slatts has it in one, the “The Melbourne Fringe Comedy Festival” is so funny, punters have to be dragged out of their homes by the Yartz police, then manacled and chained to seats, to attend. Why it’s so side-splitting that they save the serfs the OH&S dangerous job of laughing by playing, loudly, ‘canned laughter’.

Such a heady display of comic genius requires, of course, oodles of money extracted very painfully from real taxpayers. Without the pigs’ trough, why, artistes cannot ‘create’; artistes can’t stage something worse than heel-kickers very own, rainy day, puppet show in the family home living room. The serfs insides aren’t hurting for nothing.

There is where the “Snuff Puppets” come in. The Herald Sun has an article on this lot of  deeply, profoundly sensitive cretins –


Jihadi,  Snuff Puppet, and ‘director’ Andy Freer , posing for the camera crying; “Stuff you Mr. president, Stuff the West, Stuff the Victims.”

Freer was on the phone to Neil Mitchell, radio 3AW, to explain his great artistic morsel. Well, sort of explain. He’s barely literate. Those quotes in the Herald Sun are too coherent, it turns, out for his command of English. A good guess is, the journalists deciphered his mumblings, and made him seem slightly more intelligent than a lobotomised snail.

It took him some time to answer Mitchell’s question, ” What it is about”. Mitchell had to ask it several times, each time trying to formulate it so the cretin could grasp it – “just summarise it”.Well, eventually, Freer got there, and to paraphrase what he said, we begin by quoting from the H.S:

“We’ve made a 10-minute piece basically recreating the incident.”

He explained to Mitchell:

” We go inside the Twin Towers and find Arab Muslims, who reveal themselves and their beliefs and then it is realised they are one with us. Everyone reconciles their different beliefs, and harmony is restored.”

It’s clear where he plagiarised those lines, Steve Bracks’ Blasphemy Act and his Bill of (anti-)Rights. From his moral dark high tower, he is only helping to compelete the dis-Enlightenment our stupid politicians are so brilliantly imposing- he said so in the Herald Sun –

“Mr Freer said the purpose of The Twin Towers Show was to spark debate and understanding of the atrocity.”

And, to Mitchell.

Wait a minute! The old spaghetti might be slow to slop around these days but, it’s kicked in: the treacherous left have been muttering that rubbish from the day of the atrocity. Then,there is also that smelly little line echoing loud and clear in his grand pronouncements – ‘ westerners must understand’ the monsters out to exterminate the Jews, destroy Israel, and do pretty well much the same to the West.

Indeed, William Dalrymple, not to be confused with the good Doctor of Spectator fame, but now  writes for the Spectator ( am I mistaken in noting the Speccie has veered leftward this last year? Bron Waugh must be rolling in his grave) is the latest useful idiot to suck up to Islamo-Nazis.For his efforts,  Melanie Phillips gives him a good kick up the goolies.

Whoa, hold the horses! What about that bit about it the atrocity is all the West’s,  Bush’s,  Howard’s, and Tony Blair’s fault? Could Freer have omitted that article of the treacherous’s little right belief on Islamo-Nazis Credo? This, in the Herald Sun, must be a subtle, gentle, of trying to correct mere hard faced, cold hearted Melbournians:

“US President George W. Bush is represented by a shrub wearing a Texan hat. “It can be shocking, it’s very black humour,” Mr Freer said.”

Whew, that’s a relief. Someone might have accused him of denying a major article of the treacherous left’s little credo and what would that mean for his Yartz funding, and his street cred?

Mind, leftie pillow biter Mitchell is ambidextrous. While, as he proudly proclaimed during the Israeli operations in Lebanon, he condemned Hezlbollah murder of Israelis, rocket attacks and other horrors committed by that lot of vermin. He also condemned Israel defending itself by going into Lebanon to take them out. This is the excuse he gave, repeatedly, during the operations: ” Israel is better than that”.

Well, that clears one thing up; Israel really should do the decent thing the treacherous left and Koffi Anan demands, roll over and let the Islamo-Nazi scumbags slaughter them. Truly, Mitchell would feel at ease in the Kroger Parasite Party, they are cretinous clowns too.

Mitchell asked moral giant Freer, how much he’d received for this ‘artistic production’. Freer wouldn’t say. Mitchell, correctly, replied that it is taxpayers’ money and they are entitled to know how much.

A caller told Mitchell; he has known Freer and his troupe of Snuff Flick Puppeteers for 15 years, and that they have always been bludging off good ol’ taxpayer per Yartz grants. Ladies and gentlemen, Yartz grants are very profitable for the receivers of stolen goods, reflected in – they live very pleasant lives (having related one example of a ‘poor struggling artiste’, and one could furnish some more examples of these selfish, talentless, cretins).

Mitchell replied to the caller: “I’ve got no problem with that. They are entitled to it.”

Does that mean, Mitchell, the caller is entitled to help himself to your own private property too, so long as he styles himself an artiste? Do you have a clue, Mitchell, as to what you said in that singular word, “entitled”? Oh, indeed, Mitchell would be as welcome in the Kroger Parasite Party as in the Bracks lead Parasite Party,  and they are all as funny as each other.

Being an artiste, Freer should be funded to gain the experience and observations and perspective an artiste needs in order to ‘create’. Give him a one way ticket to Iran or Al Qaeda land.  Good luck, Freer, happy creating, and don’t forget to sow lots of  peace and harmony – don’t omit quoting at them your profound message. Can we then, Freer, expect lots of peace and harmony from the vermin in a matter of hours after your arrival – oh, alright, we’ll be generous and wait a year for the great blessing of your artistic journey to fruit into a thousand poppies ? 

A cynic might warn Freer, the vermin will rather sow the fields with his carcass – just to see if it sends up new shoots, but who am I to disabuse the chump? Happy Snuffed Puppet creating, Freer. 

Oh, dear, dear, dear; Freer has just telephoned the airline booking desk. He’s cancelled his flight; that’s very disappointing. Poor, vassal taxpayer had high expectations of Freer. Pity, another opportunity wasted. It seems the artistic experience isn’t all that spiffing after all. Turns out, he prefers living the high life, thanks to the fortunes Bracks and co hand over to cretins who style themselves artistes. Well, a chap can’t have it all, lots of ‘creative’ juice, and wealth – courtesy of Bracks snapping off the fingers and legs of real taxpayers. The serfs of Victoria will rejoice – Freer is sticking to their wallets like glue.

One Response to “Fringed “Snuff Puppets””

  1. The Editor Says:

    Freer was on the phone to Neil Mitchell, radio 3AW, to explain his great artistic morsel. Well, sort of explain. He’s barely literate.

    Stinging criticism from you, Douglas.

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